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Kurt Demotivational Poster

FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut

TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...

THE HORROR - It has a face … and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared

TAGS: horror colonel kurtz
Rating: 2.88/5

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Greeny - May 5, 2011, 8:44 pm
Ethical Terror?

LOVE CURES ALL - What It Doesn't Cure.... It Drives Over The Edge

TAGS: kurt cobain courtney love drove him to kill himself
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:06 pm

IRONY - Nothings funnier than shooting yourself so your music doesn't become mainstream pop... Except your music becoming mainstream pop BECAUSE you shot yourself.

TAGS: kurt cobain ironic
Rating: 2.33/5

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barockeva - December 13, 2008, 12:49 pm
Cobain fans, denying his Emoness since 1994
Kung-Fu Devil - October 14, 2008, 1:09 pm
This poster is certainly not funnier, at least.
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:05 pm
Nooo, she didn't do it, silly. She got someone else to. Damn cunt. =] this poster made me giggle, though.
Click - July 26, 2008, 11:28 pm
'course he didn't shoot himself; somebody else took that photo of him, man.
clon - July 15, 2008, 12:31 pm
He didn't shot himself, it was that bitch... :( so sad... :'(

CHAD KROEGER - Sometimes mistaken for Kurt Cobain. How I don't know.

UNHAPPY - if you need me ill be drowning in the shower


BRECHT - Well, show me the way to the next Whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why

KURT > THE POSTER ABOVE ME - Then why, asshole, are you not famous?

TAGS: kurt cobain nirvana
Rating: 1.53/5

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Alex - August 3, 2009, 3:30 am
Keep Dave Grohl out of this. KC was okay I suppose but no one would give a shit if he didn't pussy out of his own life. Anyone who doesn't believe that is foolish. I have respect for him as a musician and that's it. At least Grohl doesn't quit.
VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 5:13 pm
Kenny, you sound like an ancient senile bastard, yet it would be worse if you weren't.
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 11:45 am
LennonLover40, eh? You Commie bastard! Go listen to some Tchaikovsky or somethin' you stinkin' Red basta-what? Wrong Lenin? Ohhhhh, he meant John Lennon maybe? M'kay...my bad. Carry on people, carry on. Nothing to see here...
kenny - April 20, 2009, 11:18 am
i'm sorry... kobain never wrote or played any music. he managed to molest a guitar & bastardize intonation, though. here, have some more heroin so you'll feel better about yourself.
LennonLover40 - April 19, 2009, 7:10 pm
You guys are all douchebags. I want to see you write better music then Kurt did or play better music. You are probable just some pussies sitting at your computers for the 18th hour crying about your life. Fuck off.
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 4:27 pm
No the hell he didn't. And as much as I like Dave, he writes poppy pansy shit and thats it.
MRV - March 25, 2009, 3:37 pm
Dave Grohl? seeing as how he wrote most of the songs for Nirvana
dgbt - January 19, 2009, 3:23 pm
Shakespeare is a playwright from 500 years ago. I said Cobain is one of the greatest SONGWRITERS of OUR time (20 years or so). Can you name more than a few that are better? (not 500 year-old playwrights)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 3:07 pm
--- and Kurt Cobain was, at best, okay for grunge/punk music. Comparisons between the two are stupid and incredulous. Nirvana weren't that great, and in another 15 years, we'll see how popular they are compared to Shakespeare. In any case, blech!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
Ugh, Nirvana were never at the top of my list. I tried to keep a minimal amount of respect, considering it wasn't the type of music that did it for me, but I gave props to people who liked them, but Shakespeare was a gifted, clever, insightful writer---
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 11:24 pm
Actually that's still cooler than Shakespeare. Any of his songs.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 4:38 pm
"A mullato, an albino, my libido, a mosquito..." yep, he sure was Billy f*cking Shakespeare!
dgbt - January 16, 2009, 5:27 pm
how is Cobain a sell out? he is famous for being one of the best songwriters of our time. go listen to your crap Disturbed or Slipknot albums and stfu.
Bob - December 31, 2008, 6:56 pm
Kobain was a sellout. That's why he's famous. That and the suicide.

Dear Zachary, may your soul rest in peace -

TAGS: zachary turner andrew bagby shirley turner dear zachary kurt kuenne motifayk
Rating: 4.33/5

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Thedge - October 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Wiki the 'Dear Zachary' as suggested. That's one sick puppy! Hell hath no fury played to the maximum level. 5L and a - W O W !


TAGS: april calendar the 90 s grunge highlighted in the mid 90 s nirvana 27 club brian jones jimi hendrix janis joplin jim morrison and kurt cobain barney friends clits
Rating: 3.22/5

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lesterinside - April 5, 2010, 3:36 am
1L for 27 Club tag, that's shorter.
forseti - April 5, 2010, 2:59 am
1L for the hendrix joplin morrison tag!